fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.

"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."

by aftertheprequel March 4, 2010

wake-up bumpers

Those little bumps you see mostly on the freeway which they wake you up from microsleep. The driver suddenly fall into a microsleep drifting thier car onto them,producing a super loud noise,it will surely wake you up!

I almost crashed into a road sign until one of those Wake-Up Bumpers saved my life.

by FistOfJusticeTV June 18, 2015

bumpy

A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.

Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties."
Guy 2: "Yea man, that bitch is bumpy!!"

by jasim November 26, 2011

rubber baby buggy bumpers

Movie catchphrase/tongue-twister made famous by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the 1993 action parody film Last Action Hero. Meant to make fun of typical catchphrases that made action films even more remarkable in the first place, which Arnold himself is well known for.

However, it never caught on when compared to "I'll be back" (also spoofed in Last Action Hero), "Hasta la vista, baby" or "Get to the chopper", which will always be Arnold's top catch phrases.

Jack Slater: You've seen these movies where they say "Make my day" or "I'm your worst nightmare"? Well, listen to this one: Rubber baby buggy bumpers!

by Mucking Fagnets February 20, 2011

pussy bumper

The fat pouch above a womans vagina that looks like a fanny pack under her pants.

My three year said to me the other day "look, that lady has two stomachs". I explained to him "no son thats just her pussy bumper".

by brian cichanowicz April 12, 2008

Bumpin

adjective used to describe an event as big, sick, cool

That party was bumpin

by AC August 13, 2003

bumping clams

the act of rubbing the female clitoris together with another female clitoris

bumping clams refer to the opening of a clam shell, revieling the clam and bumping and grinding with another "clam" or clitoris until the friction generates a pearl....or an orgasm.....depends on whether we are talking clams or clitorises....

by the queen bee October 5, 2006