phantom booger

A booger that rattles in your nose, you can feel it with your finger, but can't ever seem to extract on your fingertip.

Hold on, I've almost got this monster out of my nose. Oh pity, it's only a phantom booger.

by hewhocreatesnewwords October 8, 2015

cruz booger

The booger that Ted Cruz ate.

Republican 1: Hey, what's that on Ted's mouth?
Republican 2: I think it's a booger.
Republican 1&2: Oh, fuck, did he just eat that fucking booger off his lip on live television?

***the next day***
Republican 3: Did you see the debate last night?
Republican 1: With the Cruz booger? Yeah. Fucking sick.

by coobpig August 11, 2016

cookie booger

Cookie crumbs

I have cookie boogers in my armpits.

by MiltoKarr June 3, 2016

Blood Booger

A blood booger is when someone pulls a booger that is covered in blood out of his or her nostril and can feel it slide against his or her esophagus. After a nose bleed, one has a chance to get a blood booger.

Bitch: That mother fucker just pulled a huge ass blood booger!
Jihadi John: Damn right!

by WolfWeed II of the Anus September 30, 2016

taint booger

Little rolled up balls of shit and paper stuck in the taint hair. Like a willknot or a clingon.

Man those burritos, took an hour to comb out the taint boogers.

by Delcapslock September 19, 2017

turkey booger

A loose pussy

" Damn, you got a turkey booger. I ain't hitting that shit again ."

by Dfgggjjk October 31, 2017

bottle booger

The dried up bit of substance crusting at the opening of a bottle that impedes the flow and sometime ends up in your dispensed portion. Often found on mustard, ketchup, and lotion. (See also lotion booger.)

Cindy: "Mom, Danny just flicked a bottle booger at me."
Danny: "See, it's just ketchup."
Mom: "Danny, stop picking bottle boogers and eating them!"

by jasonspsyche February 6, 2018