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Beaver dam

When a man takes a shit between her tits turns her around and smacks her ass with a paddle
The next door neighbor was talking about how her husband gave her a beaver dam but they didn’t go camping
by Defiweirs December 2, 2023
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Beaver Dam

Alternative name for a bachelor pad.

A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.

Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.
The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.
by The Camel December 12, 2023
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Beaver

Stinky, old, loose pussy

Like a grandma pussy
That chick had a nasty beaver
by Yea dude! December 31, 2022
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Beaver bumps

Sexually transmitted worts caused by fucking half dead beavers.
by Chloe1776 December 6, 2018
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Beaverized

The outcome of A beaver being sexually assaulted by a meth head.
Being Beaverized can place you in a Beaverairum.
by Chloe1776 December 9, 2018
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beaver

Creature who wants a lot of log
Beaver : May I have some log brother
People : This meme is trash!
by Koutinel October 16, 2018
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Beavered

One who has an obsession with beavers.
I became beavered after watching the news about a molested beaver.
by Chloe1776 November 2, 2018
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