spank bastard

A term created purely in the heat of the moment when trying to ridicule a drummer...unsuccessfully.

John you are a spank bastard.

by isaacapolean May 28, 2007

Filthy Pig Bastards

A term used to describe misbehaved teenage boys who's mother has just got done going through menopause.

You three filthy pig bastards better cut the shit, or I'll bash this frying pan across your head.

by Imacdaddy April 24, 2006

Swedish Turkey Baster

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

by nick irion March 11, 2007

Baster

a hoe

i can lqand that girl she a baster

by Larry franko January 19, 2003

bleach blonde bastard

a person with bleach blonde hair

Micheal Bowyer

by Rat features May 19, 2004

turkey baster

when a girl is giving you head and you pull out before you nut and nut on her head and it runs down her face she looks like she just got turkey basted

Kevin gave hannah a turkey baster and then put her into the oven

by nasty daddy September 12, 2006

Emo Bastard

Havn't the emo bastards learnt how to spell?? sigh look below fuckwits. I wasn't aware I had "frinds" or "freinds"...shame.
P.s Im not a redneck or a "cool" person, infact Im not even fucking American (thank fuck), Im not emo, Im not goth, Im not chav, Im not townie, Im not whatever. Im an average completely un biased slightly strange internet freak, and just because I dont like people who cannot support their own side of the argument intelligently, without insulting,shit loads of spelling mistakes, and who constantly claim that nobody understands, does not mean Im a "fascist" or a "conformist". It simply means Im human.

some examples on this very page:

.non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.

.Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo.

.Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.

.It's highly unlikely, they steal your frinds

by Brain ...property of pinky. May 26, 2006