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COVID lite

His doctor got him antivirals right away, and he was vaxxed, so he lucked out and only got COVID lite.
by anonymous June 13, 2022
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Covid-19 Protocol

Oh geez, I wonder why the rate at which the atheism was spreading stopped increasing....
Hym "It's almost like they took their kids out of school and sequestered them to stop them from... You know.... Talking about something that was happening.... Maybe they wanted to curate what their kids saw on their screens.... It's weird, right? It's almost like they have some kind of Covid-19 protocol that let's them cut off the tap quick whenever the creature comes back..."
by Hym Iam July 17, 2023
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Covided

Using a fake pandemic to get out of anything that you don't want to do.
"Bitch on Tinder just covided me."
"Trump successfully covided a tax scam by contracting, then defeating a fake virus."
by Fast Phily October 7, 2020
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covid gangbang

Socializing with a large group of people without a care of catching covid.
"hey wanna come hangout with me and my friends"
"No I'm not trying to have a Covid Gangbang"
by Alltheusernamesaretakensadly December 5, 2020
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Light Covid

When you cough or sneeze during covid-19 pandemic and immediately think you must have covid but with very light symptoms. And you continue your life being almost sure you had it already but that it didn't brought you down.
- "cough cough"

- I think i have Light Covid..
by CactusClay July 27, 2020
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Covid relic

Objects, signs, rules, or behaviours created during Covid that are still hanging about years later, long after everyone mentally clocked out of the pandemic.

Usually found in workplaces, GP surgeries, shops, or at the back of someone’s brain.

Common examples include:

“Keep 2m distance” floor stickers that everyone now stands on

Faded “How to wash your hands for 20 seconds” posters (with diagrams like it’s rocket science)

Perspex screens protecting absolutely no one

Hand sanitiser stations containing liquid that smells like regret

Signs saying “Masks must be worn” while nobody is wearing one

A workplace notice board still hosting a faded A4 paper of “new Covid rules”, long dead but not yet buried
"I knew the place was badly run when the reception desk still had a Covid relic telling me to keep my distance from a woman coughing directly into my soul.”
by Wildlife Brambler December 16, 2025
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Drink till she's a covid-20

When someone makes the corona custom game in overwatch and you decide you want to be host so you can stack an advantage to your team in the settings.
Player 1: let's player corona while we wait 3 hours in comp queue
Queue: Player 1 enters game
Queue: Player 2 is spectating
Player 2: *leaves group and joins a drink till she's a covid-20 server*
by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020
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