Mac

Maccing off is a very aggressive form of masturbation, Where you cum very forcefully.

I had a mac last night it was great.

by DA & SO June 20, 2019

Mac

A light-brown weeb who is really tall for some reason. He likes to be lazy, veg out, watch anime, and play video games. He thinks that it's wrong that you get different levels of respect depending on your age. It takes a really long time to get him angry, and when you do make him angry, *cough cough Demario cough cough* well, that's too bad.

Wow, Macs are a bit to complicated for me.

by PMX June 21, 2019

Mac

A Mac usually has the most beautiful blue eyes ever and some really long curly blonde curly hair. He knows how to love someone and even is the one his friends go to for advice on their love lives. He would never cheat on anyone he dates he would love them to a great extent. He is also most of the time not appreciated by any woman because the don’t want to get to know the real him. He is also liable to be successful in his profession and will eventually find the love of his life after multiple heart breaks. Long story short if you find a Mac keep him and never let him go.

Thanks for the help Mac, again.

by Some random guy_ August 7, 2019

pulled a J-Mac

The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .

three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "

by substrateindependent August 27, 2019

Talk Back Mac

When your friend that has a name of Kraft starts to give you (or anybody else) an attitude.

Kyle- *gives teacher an attitude*
Teacher- "Stop being a talk back mac wont you?"

by BlueHandedMage September 6, 2019

Straight Mac

When something is really good.

Yo that outfit is Straight MAC

by Kingawesome3001 September 11, 2019

Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.

Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.

by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018