cock napkin

Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.

"After her last relationship, she turned into such a cock napkin..She fucks anyone"

by Pascali June 13, 2005

cock-ass

One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.

"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."

by Chloe June 29, 2004

Superman Cock

When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.

Thank god for the ol Superman Cock, or this hoe would have laughed at me.

by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008

Cock of Destiny

1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina

2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.

"sorry i kept you up last night but my boyfriend has the cock of destiny

by queen of france August 7, 2007

Cock fella

A fellow that likes to talk cock.

A : dei who's that la?
B : ya la look like one cock fella oni he.
C : i dont know him..

by Kferd August 25, 2010

Tabasco Cock

The side effect of waking up fom having sex the previous night. When urinating it burns whilst exiting.

me and Mary had sex last night but this morning, i had a terrible case of tabasco cock!

by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

by kira A May 1, 2021