weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

weaper

a woman who is either in tears or on someone's dick
very emotional, extremely easy to upset, and only really happy while gettin laid

needy women who literally can't be single without getting suicidal,

weapers don't enjoy fun things, and prefer crying about what the ex did or obsessing over the new one.

Weapers are like Sharon on Young and the Restless, always crying and sad, unless they're either with or talking about the man in their lives.

by DV8MOFCKR March 15, 2014

Wave Check

A Wave Check is a checking of someones waves. Before you run your hand through the front of the hair to the back, you need to say WAVE CHECK. Now simply run your hand through the front of their head to the back.

Person 1: Hey Jamal, Wave Check!
Jamal: Don't you dare...

by Chicken Leg Bis December 18, 2019

stank weasel

A stank weasel is a low bellied cowardice person. Often time a stank weasel exhibits rat fink type behavior.

Man that dude is such a stank weasel, he totally moved in on my best mates girl while he was outta commission with the flu

by Charlie T. Brown February 10, 2009

twat weasel

a vaginal dwelling mammal, that only emergis when a round cylindrical object enters it's teritory.

example 1: please see also pussy troll

example 2: (for those of you that are to lazy to see pussy troll)
Megan's twat weasel pounced on my tally whacker last night.

by darkmagitrunks October 5, 2010

Wave Check

Upon request one must immediately reveal the diddies waves without hesitation.

“Wave Check”

*DaQuavion removes durag
“Boy got drip!”

by drip god March 27, 2019

Greasy Weasel

1: A rodent that is slippery.

2: When lubricating a weasel or other rodent and letting it run wild at another person's asshole while they are blindfolded.

1: That rat is such a greasy weasel.

2: I tied her up and let my ferret Sanchez give her a greasy weasel.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006