where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt
by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021
When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d July 29, 2015
An overpriced mediocre Apple virtual reality headset meant to get all the Apple simps to go batshit crazy and throw money at them.
Normal person: Hey bro looks how stupidly overpriced the Apple Vision Pro is
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
Apple simp: What do you mean? This is the best product ever made. I actually left my wife and kids and sold my kidneys to get this, but it was worth it.
by Gayton Marx February 28, 2024
by Woah, don't do that. August 25, 2015
Some one who thinks they arent professional at something and they tries it and becomes a professional for the one time and can never do it again.
I gave golf a go because I thought it would be fun to smash the shit out ball until I realised how much excersie you had to do... hey atleast I got in the hole in one I am a pro-fessional.
by Reynolds999888777 February 04, 2024
Shortened slang to remind someone to speak around doing something questionable, even in private messages or in person. By staying indirect with all language its easier to maintain plasuable deniability.
"Hey, I got Ginas social security number, but no pro quo... Got it? We are only doing this to help her credit score and she signed an approval in a completely legitiment way on Dec 17 2019. Remember that date."
by Grey chimera December 18, 2019
by thisiscool May 08, 2018