Referring to a woman that allows endless amounts of men to use her body as a "napkin" after ejaculation: A whore: A promiscious woman.
by Pascali June 13, 2005
Get the cock napkinmug. One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.
"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."
by Chloe June 29, 2004
Get the cock-assmug. When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.
by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008
Get the Superman Cockmug. 1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina
2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.
2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.
by queen of france August 7, 2007
Get the Cock of Destinymug. One of the very imaginative ways of designating semen.
Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.
The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.
Although several older examples can be found on the internet in chat-rooms or forums, it's become more popular since an amusing picture of a defective neon sign was posted on several satirical websites.
The original neon sign read "Babcock Frozen Yogurt". Due to defective neons, it reads "Cock Yogurt" in a very clear, lit-up and hilarious manner.
"Kathy's a dear, but I think she's got an addiction. After her first serving, she kept yanking the dispenser for more cock yogurt."
"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"
"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"
"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"
"Don't you love to take a nice little asshole and fill it with cock yogurt?"
"Can't have real Boston pancakes without cock yogurt to top it off!"
"Rebbecca chocked on Steve's cock yogurt last night"
by Ulvain January 8, 2009
Get the cock yogurtmug. An unpleasant or irritating person.
Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.
Australian slang, an insult.
Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.
Australian slang, an insult.
Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.
This is what a cock slag typically does.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.
This is what a cock slag typically does.
by kam75xx July 30, 2018
Get the cock slagmug. by Nirst January 12, 2008
Get the cock's stridemug.