poking the spoon

When a man develops an erection while spooning his partner.

I had a hard time falling asleep last night because Jake kept poking the spoon.

by Manly Hopkins January 24, 2012

Going fishing with a spoon

CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN

Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?

by Boar1 April 16, 2024

sandwich-spoon

Refers to where two people lie on their sides and snuggle up to a third person, either to help said "monkey in the middle" feel warm and/or reassured, or because they both like the person a lot.

A cute gal can save a bundle on heating-oil if she just invites a couple of warm-hearted guys over to sandwich-spoon with her on any night when it's a bit chilly.

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Jumbo Spoon

When wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my "Jumbo Spoon" while grabbin yo dick tryin to get some cuz she be horny callin you her Jumbo Spoon.

Mmm... Come here ... You my Jumbo Spoon.

by Poonisher October 3, 2016

Spoon

Used to describe someone that intentionally and frequently stirs up drama.

That Karen is one insatiable spoon.

Kyle just liked my ex-wives Facebook rant, what a spoon.

My boss wants me to work with Karen on this project. He either doesn't know I hate her or he is a lvl 100 spoon.

by Acid230 May 1, 2022

holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.

woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?

by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022

Nature's spoon

Bread used to sop liquid like sauces and soups

You need a spoon for that leftover sauce? Nah, I'll just use nature's spoon.

by King Carb December 11, 2020