Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"

Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.

by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017

Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022

Goona Bed

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.

I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 9, 2020

bed chocolate

Residual excretion in, on, or around one's mattress, which is later mistaken for crumbs of chocolate.

Willard: Bernadine shat on my dick last Thursday evening while we were sleeping.
Hobo 1: Well, that's unfortunate...
Willard : The worst part is that I thought the bed chocolate is was a piece of the candy bar that I was eating yesterday afternoon for elevenses.

Hobo 2: STANKY!

by killbo December 15, 2011

bedding guilt

When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!

You should be living with this bedding guilt, or at least buy me a new duvet!

by Free Spirited know it all February 7, 2018

bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.

My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.

by albinorineo February 18, 2013