Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.

I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.

by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

cum&run

when one is hanging out with a female friend (girlfriend, random chick, hooker ect.ect.) and engages in sexual activities. (blowjob/handjob)

Then after ejaculation occurs, the person leaves without paying, or returning that favor.

"Yo man, i feel kinda bad"

"why?"

"i was hanging out with my girlfriend today, and she gave me a bj, and then i left before she made me return the favor."

"ahh the good ol cum&run"

by garyV September 8, 2007

Cum Canister

1. (noun) A container used to store a large quantity of semen for future use.

2. (noun) A woman of easy virtue who has one or more orifice(s) open in which semen storage may occur at any given moment and usually quite frequently.

1. Someone spilled the cum canister I had in the fridge and now my lasagna is covered in jizz.

2. I thoroughly filled that cum canister we picked up at that shindig last night.

by NCEPhaloS May 2, 2008

cum hamster

a girl (or guy, if you will) that stores specifically in her cheeks the semen of many men who have recently ejaculated in her mouth.

She's so slutty, she did the cum hamster last night.

by champster August 11, 2014

mucus cum

Where your cum (semen) is very viscous and sticky. Most commonly a very informal term used in friend groups as a bit of banter.

Uses: "You'll never guess what. I had it. Last night." "Had what?" "Mucus cum!"

by Bilbo Swagins October 1, 2014

cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

by BigDickDaddies April 9, 2015

cum slackie

A Insult to use against people who love cum or are just being an asshole

"Fuck you Bryce, you cum slackie"
"Hey man that kind of hurt my feelings"
"Shut up cum slackie"

by JoeDickButt November 25, 2018