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Flex Tape 

FLEX TAPE REPAIRS BOATS DESTROYED BY THE MIGHTY PHIL SWIFT
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1. Very good band

2. Type of root system for some plants
1. I'm listening to Mine by Taproot.

2. Carrots are taproots.
taproot by Scruffy1 July 6, 2005

Double-Tapered Shit 

The perfect shit.
George Brett had an uncontrollable BM. Then he described what happened the next day, "I got up in the morning and took the most perfect double-tapered shit I’ve ever had in my life. True Story. Who are the pitchers in this game?"
Double-Tapered Shit by KC Fan January 14, 2009

tapmatic 

describing someone who you would not hesitate to sleep with; gorgeous; irresitable
"that Denise is soooo tapmatic...I'd do her in a second!"
tapmatic by bmoc November 20, 2003

Roll the Tapes 

The phrase used when you are calling someone out on what you know is NOT TRUE - referring to a casino where EVERYTHING is recorded by the eye in the sky
Bro, I did not borrow your sunglasses - I swear!
Yea, well Roll the Tapes you asshole because I saw you wearing them Saturday.

Mam, I ordered onion rings not french fries -
Sir, you ordered french fries...
Yea bitch, well roll the tapes...rings...

Roll the Tapes by B. Hanback March 14, 2009

tapioca milk tea 

milk tea with tapioca, thus the most amazing and yummy drink ever created in the whole entire world; very addicting
bob: Oh my gosh! Isn't that your 10th cup of tapioca milk tea this week?

fred: I can't help it! I'm addicted~
tapioca milk tea by tmt-lover April 17, 2010