Plop and Shop

The act of shopping online while taking a dump

Some people like to read the newspaper in the bathroom, but I like to Plop and Shop.

When asked why I was gone for so long, I explained I had gotten distracted by an interesting item while plopping and shopping

by Guy McSandwich September 27, 2021

Shop

Mean you got style, you know how to dress yourself, trendy, adorable.

That outfit is so Shop.

by Ayawn90 September 8, 2019

Strap Shop

A gun store

Yo lets hit up the strap shop and scope out the dracos

by thatdanksmoker420 March 15, 2017

Shop Drag

A type of shopping cart race involving drag races that take place in a huge and large isle, or a huge straight area in the store.

We had a shop drag this Saturday night.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 14, 2018

Shop Car

A very common excuse used when trying to justify someone’s incompetence.

My name is Levi and my friends have “shop cars” so I can’t compete with them properly.

by Levi killa November 23, 2022

Livingston meat shop incident

A conflict at a meat shop in Livingston concerning a dripping wet man covered in spoiled meat operating a ford vehicle carrying taliban weapon technology

Did you hear about the Livingston meat shop incident?

by Barry1987 November 29, 2024

Grope Shopping

Shopping, but instead of paying with money customers can bargain for goods by being groped.

I went grope shopping with the girls the other day and got a cocktail dress for only two hands, no squeezing, 30 seconds!!!

by JrHoodRat December 31, 2023