cat selfie

A selfie taken with your cat

I posted a cat selfie on my Instagram

by nickrobinsonandcats September 7, 2015

golden selfie

A golden shower where the victim and the offender are one and the same.

The wind was stiff and when he aimed right into the wind Tim ended up giving himself a golden selfie.

by setophaga September 24, 2013

Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.

As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!

by Globule July 3, 2005

self-hating jew

This is somewhat of a misnomer, since a "self-hating Jew" is usually not someone who really hates themselves. Rather, they identify themselves as more than, or something other, than just a Jew. They view themselves as a regular human being first, and feel uncomfortable with Jewish ethnocentrism and the "Chosen people" stigma. Even though they were born to Jewish parents, they are in direct opposition to religious Jewish dogma which they see as outdated and limiting. They may even believe that by setting themselves apart throughout history, the Jews may have unwittingly brought antisemitism unto themselves.

Self-hating Jews long to be Gentiles, because they do not like the designation and tradition forced on them by their ancestors and/or religion, which they have shed. They find liberation from their "self-hate" by identifying themselves not exclusively as Jews who are "strange" and "different", but as Gentiles; as any human being; no matter the race.

Jew #1: "The Nazis were overzealous in their logic which brought around their own demise. But some Jews also display the same racial, "pure-blood" thinking, which may have contributed to THEIR demise. It exposes a duality, a flaw in human nature: ethnocentrism is a flawed concept that can hurt anyone, no matter their race. This is 2011, its about time we advance beyond racial thinking"

Jew #2: "How dare you say that Jews brought the Holocaust onto themselves? Have you no pride?"

Jew #1: "Dude I didn't even say that. Besides, I do have pride, it is individualistic pride. I think for myself and I don't understand the concept of collectivist Jewish pri-"

Jew #2: "Stfu man. You're such a disgrace, you're nothing but a self-hating Jew"

by Spliffsmoker September 5, 2011

self castration

1. To remove one's own genitals with a knife or their teeth.

I will self castration myself.

by Darnie June 25, 2004

self

an awesome one-man band from murfreesboro tennessee that later transformed into a five-piece. largely the work of the musical genius matt mahaffey. the benchmark by which all other music is judged.

"breakfast with girls" by self is one of the five best album evers.

by jakob November 12, 2004

Self-call

When one says something in a bragging manner, and realizes that he is bragging, he may 'call' himself out on this brag, by adding the expression, "self-call" to the end of his statement. It can also be used to call someone else out in their bragging.

I am the best basketball player in the room, self-call!

"A" says, "I'm a great cook."
"B" replies, "Nice self-call"

by Yankbt October 24, 2007