Sweet potato

A thicc ass that looks warm and delicious to consume

Damn I wanna eat her sweet potato

by supersonic21 April 22, 2019

Autism potatoes

3 slutty girls that that are on the spectrum #elite members only

Oooo look at that girl, must a part of the autism potatoes

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

soggy potatoes

An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with

by gayniggapoop March 12, 2020

Bury The Potato

Verb.

To fuck a loose bitch so hard that your balls hurt and may get caught in the vagina of the lucky lady.

Alison and Ben went off somewhere. Ten bucks says he's trying to bury the potato.

by TomKVideo December 9, 2008

potato

an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

If you don't know what a potato is, your fucked in the head.

by some=person December 28, 2005

Photato

Photogenic Potato. Someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.

That girl Sally is such a photato. If only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her Facebook photos.

by Nickiedth August 5, 2014

potato ass

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.

N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.

by The Tenth Circle August 11, 2016