assless pants

Similar to chaps, but more like regular pants with the asses cut out

David Lee Roth constantly wore assless pants.

by KLP September 15, 2003

Garbage Pants

a person not aware of culturally accepted pantswear and culturally accepted cleaniness. wearer of pants usually made out of any or a mix of the following: garbage, patches, weed/hemp, discoballs, plastic, dried apples, glass, tape, human hair, scabs, and provelone cheese.

Mitch patted Garbage Pants on the shoulder while Garbage Pants was sitting indian-style in the dumpster.

by DREWBLOOD December 17, 2003

Pant Licker

One who licks pants.

"Man that new guy is such a pant licker....... I wanna see if he's single."

by Jupi February 21, 2003

Ham-pants

1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.

1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"

by cryonica July 8, 2006

Suzie Pants

1) An amazing friend who is incredibly nice
2) An obsessive compolsive organizer/planner
3) Likes to make up and repeat someones sayings, thus getting them to say it even more often (ie: yummm when something gross is said)
4) An amazingly fun person who has many uncreative nicknames, but can come up with many good ones

I <3 my suzie pants!!

by Katie Becca February 8, 2005

pants

material that goes around your legs

i wear pants.
Do you?

by samantha August 9, 2004

Turd Pants

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type

Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"

by Quokes July 10, 2007