Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?
by Zestmaster09 April 10, 2023
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there stands the glass

A song about a guys crippling alchoholism
Wanna listen to this song, there stands the glass?
by Mighty Mighty Man May 27, 2024
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Stanley Mov A-Train glasses

He puts it on when horny.. right?
im pulling out the Stanley Mov A-Train glasses 😎
by themanTM September 21, 2023
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Wearing two glasses

If you wear two glasses that means you fuck absolutely uncountable of dudes and get absolutely no bitches. It also means that your six eyes can’t even let you see your tiny ass penis
by Sumonethatisnice May 30, 2022
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Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.
by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 01, 2022
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Frost the glass

When you take a Brad Pitt which leave skid marks and you place a single sheet of toilet paper on on the water to conceal the skiddies
I just took a massive shit and left the handbrake up. Had to frost the glass so the miso wouldn’t crack the shits.
by Jaymur September 08, 2021
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Glass Vadge

A woman who puts things made of glass up her vagina for masturbatory purposes or otherwise. When the glass breaks, she blames the dog for leaving glass in her bed, which adheres to her labia, prompting her to tell everyone about the glass in her vagina, which the dog did, not her.
Glass Vadge is blaming the dog for the glass in her vadge again.
by Samantha Norris October 15, 2017
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