Assistant Jizz-Mopper.

The WORST job in the entire world.

Jizz Mopper: The SECOND worst job in the world. The worst, obviously, is Assistant Jizz-Mopper.
-Axa Not LAX

by Ozymandias42 March 29, 2006

jizz wall wiper

Wiping ones jizz on a wall and leaving it there to clomp

Andrew is a jizz wall wiper because he's a red face fuck

by Dklc23 November 16, 2013

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

jizz alarm clock

The act of waking another by jizzing in their face.

If you dont get up for your lecture, i will give you the jizz alarm clock. you slag.

by Abbie 'jizz monster' September 19, 2007

Jizz in my pants

The video opens with Samberg singing in a night club. As he is invited to Molly Sims' apartment, he prematurely ejaculates, or "jizzes in his pants", in the hallway. Taccone then ejaculates prematurely while conversing with a check-out girl, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, in a grocery store. Justin Timberlake appears as a janitor. Samberg then exits a cinématheque, when the discovery of a missed telephone call from a girl causes him to prematurely ejaculate. In another scene, Taccone is seen driving his car, listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of a girl, and causes him to "jizz in his pants" yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how they easily "jizz in their pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the truth about Bruce Willis's character (Dr. Malcolm Crowe) dying at the end of The Sixth Sense, and ingesting a grape. Next, Samberg and Taccone explain that whenever they are adjacent to women, they ejaculate prematurely, which, they say, necessitates constant wearing of condoms. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.3

I jizz in my pants

by wambulance March 09, 2009

Management jizz blanket

a term used to describe the type of woman who sleeps with one or multiple members of the management team at her place of work. This is sometimes seen as behaviour common of those wanting a payrise or promotion, but this is not always seen to occur. It is often preceded by consumption of large amounts of alcohol and/or face stroking.

oh like some kind of management jizz blanket?

by Wisevalve November 05, 2010

White water jizz

The action of a girl pressing her boobs tightly together, while a guy explosively cums on the crack, creating a rapid flow of cum, often looking like white water rapids.

Last night I white water jizzed on ma hoe, she loved it.

by Dr. Schwartz May 20, 2017