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jack the slurp 

When a person vigorously shakes a slurpee up and down in a masturbating motion in order to move the delicious slurpee product into a position that can be more easily sucked up by a straw. Usually this action is performed when there is mostly ice left and every time you suck the slurpee product does not fill in the air pocket created.
I really wanted the last bit of my slurpee, so I had to jack the slurp every few seconds to keep it coming up the straw.
jack the slurp by Udy February 20, 2009

Jack-Stalling 

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.
_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!


Jack-Stalling by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

Jack Bib 

a piece of cloth or paper that covers the midsection of a man to shield from seaman ejected during masturbation.
I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.
Jack Bib by Super Stan Darsh April 3, 2011

Jack Time 

time for a cigarette; whenever you want a cigarette, announce that it is jack time
dude: hey man its jack time, you got a light?
Jack Time by veree November 28, 2011

jack sock 

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"
jack sock by Jon Salat November 15, 2017
Jackary is the ship name for two members of the Band Why Don't We. Jack Avery and Zach Herron have a special bond of friendship and are like brothers. The Limelights ( their fans) came up with the name by combining their names together. Jack + Zachary = Jackary.
The recent picture of Jackary is so cute.
Jackary by AMBERLC June 7, 2018