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Crotchless pants

Pants worn by a man or woman. For a woman its to show what a prime pussy she has and for a man its like in your face world get over it.
Kathy's got on crotchless pants.
by Deep blue 2012 September 15, 2009
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Pants-Puller

1. pants - pull⋅er  pants-pull-ur
–noun. Plural: Pants-Pullers

An ignorant person, often brainwashed or misinformed by Right-Wing media channels, talk show hosts, edited video clips or extremist organizations, who attempts to cause delay, disruption or embarrassment to another person or political party, regardless of facts and/or common sense.

2. pants - pull⋅er  pants-pull-ur
–noun
A person who is so happy with the Status Quo that they have a genuine, real and dangerous fear of change and progress. As they see those around them effecting change, they reach out and pull their pants down in an attempt to delay, disrupt or injure them, in an attempt to prevent change and progress, and in an effort to maintain what they believe in their mind to be the status quo.

3. pants - pull⋅er  pants-pull-ur
–noun
One who is so jealous of the success of others that (s)he attempts to sabotage another person's success.
"In an effort to gain 15-minutes of fame on national television, to get on the radar of voters in his home state and to publicly embarrass the President, Pants-Puller Joe Wilson shouted, 'You lie!' at the President during the President's address on healthcare reform."

"The Republican Party paid ten Pants-Pullers to show up to the Presidential Town Hall Meeting, where they proceeded to shout loud remarks in an effort to disrupt the meeting and to prevent rational discussion from taking place."

"John is a real Pants-Puller. He couldn't stand to see Peter win another award, so he told people the award ceremony was Saturday, when in reality it was Friday."
by CobaltBlue September 19, 2009
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Hoochie Pants

1. A trashy whore worn over your neither regions.

2. A company selling tight $50 pants for your dog. Company claims,"high end for the tail end" and "spare the rug and spoil the pug".

3. Skin-tight black pants women sometimes where to bars and parties.
1. Lets go to the bar and get some hoochie pants!

2. I bought my doggie some hoochie pants with crystals.

3. I gotta get some hoochie pants for the bar friday!
by hntibgrefv;ev January 13, 2011
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Ham-pants

1) One who wears pants made of ham.
2) National Ham-pants Day.
3) A stupid name given to a mate when pretending to be pirates.
1) Pants made of ham or substituted by stuffing ham into the pants.
2) The day for wearing Ham-pants. (Sunday 2nd July)
3) "Fuck off Captain Ham-pants, you're not actually the Captain of this ship!"
by cryonica July 8, 2006
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Suzie Pants

1) An amazing friend who is incredibly nice
2) An obsessive compolsive organizer/planner
3) Likes to make up and repeat someones sayings, thus getting them to say it even more often (ie: yummm when something gross is said)
4) An amazingly fun person who has many uncreative nicknames, but can come up with many good ones
by Katie Becca February 8, 2005
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pants

i wear pants.
Do you?
by samantha August 9, 2004
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Turd Pants

Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"

Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"

Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
by Quokes July 10, 2007
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