Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

im trying to crush

your trying to crack a female

im trying to crushhh

by crusherrrr2024 June 2, 2024

im rabid

It is what people say when they want people to stay back. In other words, when an animal is rabid people try to stay away. It is usually used in a joking manner but can be said seriously too. It is similar to saying i’m crazy, don’t come closer.

kim: hey nick do you want to hang out
nick: stay back kim im rabid.

by antipositive February 27, 2021

im

A nice guy with elephants dick

im will steal your girl

by Whipguy June 7, 2020

aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

this was said by YXL salah on tomorrows teachings and became quite famous bc of how fucking funny and ridiculous it was
it was later followed up by “aye dawg stop yappin and show us your coochie or im finna crash out” in part 2

Jacob: someone help me!!!
Dominic (Salah): aye dawg stop yappin and show us your meat or im finna crash out

by I like penguinssss August 25, 2024

im cute

Ur probably a girl/guy, who knows ur ugly so instead why don't u go and live happy and ugly like all the other girls and GUYS

Lili:hehe Im cute
Mark: but dint u say I've ugly
Lili: ik but...

by ✨STUBBORN MEEEEE!;)✨ April 12, 2021

im cooked syndrome

when you try studying for an exam but you know you're cooked, so you end up sitting there just looking at your book without even doing any studying (you have sat there for the last 8 hours straight and done no actual work)

(its over for you)

did you study for the finals tomorrow?
i tried but got the im cooked syndrome
damn bro you're cooked

by protein bor May 26, 2024