fart facesitting

When someone sits on your face and farts into your mouth and nose

Hey jimmy a girl was fart facesitting me last night

by Username56644666 April 19, 2018

Dead Fart

The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk

The deer was dead farting as we dragged it along the sidewalk in front of the tree hugger

by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018

Boot Fart

When you take off your boots and it releases an odor similar to if someone farted into a fresh bag of hot popcorn.

As I entered the room I tripped over a pair of boots and was overwhelmed with the stench of a boot fart.

by Turbo_Ty August 9, 2018

Fart jiggle

When someone farts but the fart stays in their butt for a few seconds, makes their butt jiggle, then comes out as a giant nuclear explosion.

I just blew a fart jiggle.

by Rynoxious May 15, 2018

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

nascar fart

Once released in place with air circulation like small office it might hit in the nose several times like doing laps in NASCAR.

- I thought it was gone, but here I smell it again!
-I's a NASCAR fart!

by Svetimšalis September 9, 2020

ear fart

When you put your hand on your ear and push it makes a fart

Makayla put her hand on my ear and I had a ear fart

by Harley skeen October 16, 2017