Fart Lock

The sensation caused by farting that forces you to stop moving or pause momentarily untill the fart passes.

"Dude I heard Ryan was in a coma,"

"No, hes been suffering from fart lock for about 3 weeks,"

by ThyNameIsSid September 21, 2011

poopy-fart

someone who looks like they just shit their ass

Friend 1: "hog rider"
Friend 2: "kys you stupid poopy-fart"

by bweasy March 11, 2022

koala fart

Someone who is extemely annoying, loud, and overall asshole.

That guy is such a koala fart

by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014

Jiggle Fart

when you fart and your butt jiggles

I have the jiggle farts!

by kellibelly17 February 7, 2010

Fart Life

The average amount of time it take a fart to dissipate.

Jim's fart life is 30 minutes so do NOT go into the bathroom after him.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

fart turd

A fart coming directly off a turd.

Kayleb is a fart turd.

by Erscpu September 15, 2016

fart yard

the safe distance you place yourself from others after you fart so no one thinks it's you who farted.

also a way to tell someone that you are very close to their destination

"dude i am literally a fart yard from you..hang tight, i'll be right there..."

by dbswir March 10, 2016