Easter

The Sexy BEAST that gets girls everyday and never stops on anything unless he accomplishes it he is the reason girls Break up with there Boyfriends. He/Shenis The Definition Of Great , Sexy , And Power The All Great God Easter

Boyfriend: Fuck he having Sex With my Girl
Dude: Beat his ass
Boyfriend: I Cant
Dude: Why?
Boyfriend: Because....
Boyfriend: Its Easter
Dude: Fuck Dont Mess with Him

Dude: He Bad News

by Savage.COM January 30, 2017

Easter

A day where usually little kids will wake up, and hunt for Easter eggs. Usually, the eggs have some candy in it. It is believed that the "Easter bunny" will come to your house at night while your asleep, and scatter Easter eggs around your house. However, when kids become older, they will realize that the Easter bunny isn't real.

April. 16, is Easter!! Time to eat some candy!

by BLUE456754744 April 16, 2017

Eatster

When you have the best intentions by making Easter baskets for your loved ones the week before; however, the sweet temptation of egg shaped Reese's is too much to resist. By the time Sunday rolls around, you've already replenished the baskets content twice & still have nothing to show.

Uncle: Sorry I arrived empty handed to the Easter egg hunt, I celebrated Eatster; the other white meat of holidays.

by GlazeHer April 15, 2019

Eastern Star

When your Mother In Law gives you a hand job.

I went to the family reunion and got an Eastern Star.

by _urbanlegend_ October 10, 2019

Eastern Randolph High School

high school in hick town; hillbilly hell; where you can buy your weed and contract genital herpes at the same time while on the bleachers; you don't have a big truck or small penis? we don't want you here. all of us are fake, white trash, and need to find a bible. nicotine and football are our best features

Oh you go to eastern randolph high school? my 7 year old had an affair with one of the teachers there

by josleigh November 14, 2019

Easter Keister

A slang term to describe anal missionary, which is the act of engaging in anal sex while maintaining the missionary position. It is considered the only pure way to enjoy in premarital sex as a Christian couple.

Boyfriend: We can’t have sex yet! We’re not even married.
Girlfriend: Just Easter Keister me and He won’t be mad!

by Order 65 June 18, 2021

Easter Bunny

A common depiction of Jesus Christ's fursona

I wanna fuck the Easter bunny

by JackinOffSquares December 8, 2021