by baldcartman April 01, 2009
by Bobski911 October 22, 2009
A dump in which somebody cries for attention and screams alot. They pretend to be in a fatal situation but really are just taking a poo. In most cases of asthma dump, a nebulizer is needed. When the A.D.T. Asthma Dump Taker is confronted on what happened, they make up a very large, exaggerated story about how it hurt so bad. Most A.D.T.'s cry after taking the asthma dump to make it more realistic. They also act as if they can't breathe in a dying state.
"OH MY GOD!!! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA DUMP!!! I NEED DA NEBULIZER!!!!to husband and children then starts to cry overly-loud for attention I NEED SOME MUTHA-F***** TOILET PAPER!!!!
by DeathByHallows November 21, 2009
random civilian: 'Big esh Tdog dropped a few shrimples last night innit'
anti shrimple dumping gang member: 'aight den bois lets track im' down ay fam'
anti shrimple dumping gang member: 'aight den bois lets track im' down ay fam'
by Big Esh Qdog March 02, 2021
So-called boss or co-worker who always leaves a meeting or exits an e-mail chain having redirected onerous tasks from their desk onto yours. Often executed with wide-eyed deference, false flattery and a generous application of words like "honestly" to maintain their professional reputation and undeservedly high salary. This person also usually has a loud mouth and/or big ass.
Suzy was like, "I know that's my area of expertise Bob, but honestly this is your vision and Carla's last comment was just so spot on. I think it would be best if she took the lead on this, don't you?" Fucking dump truck! She's always doin' this shit!
by 5hourEnergy February 03, 2009
The act of defecating a colossal mass due to the prior night's hearty meal of Chile Con Carnee and Horchata Drink consisting of Mexican tap water.
Greg: Hey Rick? What you do LAst night?
Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.
Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?
Rick: Damn skippy.
Greg: What were the consecuences?
Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?
Greg: oh thats nice...
well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill
Rick: Jimmy had a sleepover.
Greg: Were you the first to fall asleep?
Rick: Damn skippy.
Greg: What were the consecuences?
Rick: Well, Jimmy shoved his mom's dildo up my ass. But when I woke up and took it out I took a Bif Dump all over his fuken room and everybody in it=D how was u'r night?
Greg: oh thats nice...
well i raped a sweedish tranny and dumped her body in the neighbors pool...but other than that it was pretty chill
by the booty bandit April 02, 2009
She hade been abused by people like him before - so now without knowing him - she trauma dump:ed all of that shit out on him.
by JoDei October 15, 2022