Doade

The chesticals of the female species

Bade mein to hot laidy " show meee the doades"

by Swoopmott July 5, 2017

date crasher

When a date is ruined or becomes less romantic due to a third person such as a uninvited friend or family member.

Merry's date was ruined when she found her dad being a date crasher.

by It's not the dictionary but... July 20, 2017

Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam

Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop

by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017

date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date

Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate

by Mryourrong January 4, 2018

Date care

1) When your boo needs to bring his illegitimate child with on your date cause it's his turn according to his baby mama

2) When your boo needs to bring his younger siblings with him on a date cause he's babysitting

Going on a date care with my boo cause the DNA test claimed that he's the baby daddy.

by JRODMIAMI February 18, 2018

Date Tape

When someone films a sex tape without the knowledge of the other party.

Aliyah was astounded when she found it she was a victim of date tape after finding Cameron’s camera

by LadS July 3, 2018

DateDick

A person who makes plans with you, knowing from the start they will blow you off, but waits until the last minute before cancelling plans.

Geezus. I had a feeling weeks ago she was a datedick, but I gave her the benefit of the doubt. Now I'm stuck looking for other losers who have nothing to do on a Saturday night.

by RJKCAT July 9, 2018