Cum Zone

Welcome to the cum zone
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Welcome to the Cum Zone

by CrazyBones May 25, 2021

Thumb Cum

The art of spilling one's sexual mustard onto his thumb after a session of masturbation.

I ran out of tissues after I had a wank lastnight, I couldn't wipe off my thumb cum!!

by jackthehat June 30, 2011

Cum Funnel

An alternate term for a cleft chin because when cum dribbles out of a woman/man's mouth it naturally acts a funnel, guiding the cum down the center of their chin to their chest.

I got a BJ from toothless Tammy last night, she couldn't take the whole load so it dribbled down her cum funnel and on to her tits.

by J. Edgar Allen May 19, 2010

cum slackie

A Insult to use against people who love cum or are just being an asshole

"Fuck you Bryce, you cum slackie"
"Hey man that kind of hurt my feelings"
"Shut up cum slackie"

by JoeDickButt November 25, 2018

Cum-Lube

Using another man's ejaculate as lubricant.

First guy creampies her pussy. The next guy gets cum-lube sloppy seconds.

by http://onlycuckold.com November 1, 2018

secondhand cum

When your partners orgasm is so fulfilling that it feels like you came as well

I had Hannah cumming so hard that I got secondhand cum!

by thirstypeach April 23, 2019

Cum Economics

Cum economics is the economic value and processes that affect the cum market. For example when there is too much African cum in the market it causes demand to drop. (that's open for interpretation)

William: I love the cum economics of my country Uganda

Joe Mama: stfu

by William Donelly May 16, 2021