by blueram January 21, 2009
Get the cock sparrowmug. One is called a cock-ass upon finding out information regarding his male stupidity. We proceed to tie the male in question to a board, and ram a rooster up his ass. From this day henceforth, he shall be rudely awakened at sunrise.
"Daniel is a cock-ass for telling me he was not ready for a relationship, until he found someone else that is."
by Chloe June 29, 2004
Get the cock-assmug. When a man has the right mixture of beer and alcohol his penis becomes harder than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive and able to last for several hours in a single bound.
by Kit Cloud Kicker December 30, 2008
Get the Superman Cockmug. 1. a penis that causes instant orgasms upon contact with a females vagina
2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.
2. the only reason erin hasn't left kyle yet.
by queen of france August 7, 2007
Get the Cock of Destinymug. Guy 1: "Dude, you were hella cock blocking last night! I was gonna get with her!"
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."
Guy 2: "No man! I was cock promoting the hell out of you! That bitch doesn't even like me--I only cock promote!"
Guy 1: "..bullshit."
by kjack360 February 6, 2014
Get the Cock promotemug. by Jim and Phil November 9, 2015
Get the What the cock!mug. by Kferd August 25, 2010
Get the Cock fellamug.