chode

When a penis is wider than it is long.

Hey sister, T-Dog has a chode. You better not best be screwing him in his private spots.

by billy joel August 1, 2003

Chode

A dick shaped like a can of tuna fish.

His girlfriend wanted to fuck him untill she found out he had a chode. Then she called the Chode Squadto rescue her.

by Icebox November 5, 2003

chode

a tuna-can penis (wider than it is long)

by Pat and Jack November 9, 2003

chode

a penis with a really large bell-end.

is there much aluminium in austrailia chode?

by eddy_food December 10, 2003

chode

So I am defining this word again because 332 times just isn't enough. A chode is a dick wider than it is long. Chode is more commonly used as a term to describe people with chode-like qualities, or people who say chode-like things. Chodes are very easy to spot. The most obvious chode-like quality is wearing a hat slightly off center. If you ever happen to spot a chode then casually say "chode" with or without a cough, make sure they hear you otherwise the point is not made. There are definately a lot of chodes out there including Dave Dahmer, Jon Dewalt and Tony.

Ex. 1 "Hey Mike D. I haven't seen you at The Dairy lately, did that chode ban you from the store"

Ex. 2 "Bro, look at that guy with the off center hat, ((cough)) chode...."

by The Bros October 17, 2004

Chode

A short fat cock

She said he have a chode.

by Corbin May 18, 2004

chode

when your cock is wider than long... who the hell thought it was the same thing as a "gooch"... just because all of you have chodes and want to change the defn so it doesn't sound.

"man he has such a fucking chode... what a sucker.."

by Daver_G May 4, 2005