Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

queue happy

when a person who does not have a Spotify premium account takes total control of the queue because they have been lacking the ability to do so on their own personal account

Haley (premium account holder): Hey, do you wanna queue some music for the car ride?
Dominic (wishes he had premium): Sure thing!
Haley: *checks the queue* Woah woah, you're a little queue happy there.
Dominic: What makes you say that?
Haley: You queued enough music for ~two~ car rides!

by browneyedgirl42 December 20, 2020

happy <verb>

to be happy about stg.
people tend to use it as a verb instead of an adj.

- Do we happy <verb>?
- Yes of course we are.

by urbanguest123 February 13, 2023

Happy Dunker

To get on ones knees and smile like a donut.

Jenny: hey man how did your night go with your girl?

Ryan: OMG Shyla gave me the best Happy Dunker last night! It was amazing!!

by Littlekeever October 10, 2020

happy stressmass

wishing someone a happy stressmass is recognition that chrismas is a very stressful time of year??

Instead of wishing Happy Christmas try Happy Stressmass for a different reply from your friends

by kermit999 December 25, 2009

Happy screams

It’s like

Happy screams - I’m just gonna lend you my mom’s cosmo

by Goodsemeriten213 June 24, 2022

happy vomit

1.) To be so happy you obnoxiously blurt out your overwhelming joy with others (typically on a subject no one cares about)
2.) To be so happy you overshare it to the point the miserable world around you wants to vomit when they see your disgustingly happy smile

1.) Jenny told me about her new boyfriend and happy vomitted all of her vacation photos
2.) After she shared the story of how he proposed I wanted to happy vomit up her happily ever after

by RS3LD November 6, 2017