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by sdp June 28, 2004

woman test

The woman test is designed to be used by men in order to distinguish if an unattractive person is a woman or not. There are two varieties which will be covered in this article, although more may exist
1)The back test
The man runs his finger down the back of said persons back from the bottom of their neck to the where the trousers start. If he feels a bra strap then it is a woman, if not then it is a man.
2)The front test
The man places his hand firmly on said persons upper chest, if it is a man then the subject will be confused, if it is a woman then the tester will be hit quite hard and be called a pervert. This test is only recommended in extreme situations

She was so ugly i had to do the woman test on her

by blooboy November 2, 2010

Test

Test, don't rate.

Test

by Mosiac November 1, 2020

paps test

check for lumps on breast ( why I'm a doctor )

back stage at las vegas follies, I said girls I'm a doctor would you like a free paps test. What happens in vegas stays in vegas.

by itichie_nocanpo June 30, 2006

Testerical

Displaying grounded sensitivity. Acting with care for relative placement and with deliberate precision. Antonym of hysterical.

That traffic cop didn't even flinch when the car almost hit him, dude was just testerical.

by DavidicLineage March 21, 2015

fail a test

to fail a test is synonymous with blazing a spliff.

to go blaze a spliff means to go "fail a test"

person 1: haha yo do you wanna go fail a test ?
person 2: yeaaa

by jimmyeatskids October 12, 2009

testation bag

a carrying bag that stupid social studies teachers carry around. They keep tests and other stupid people accessories in it too.

When we were done with our tests the teacher told us to put it in her testation bag.

by NormiEe July 1, 2003