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Tank Job

A restroom prank or act of revenge where one removes the lid of the toilet tank and defecates in the tank before replacing the lid. The next poor bastard that uses the toilet will be greeted by bits of your stool as the bowl refills.
My boss was such an asshole today I left him a tank job to deal with. Hope he has plenty of bleach!
by jdirtybird May 16, 2025
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World of tanks blitz

A game where only the rich prosper even though its made in a Russian country which makes it capitalist
james: hey i think you should play world of tanks blitz
John:U wot m8???
by Panzer35t On Blitz October 5, 2020
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gas tank for a sex machine

A cute/ sarcastic name for a guy's beer belly
Woman: I like your beer belly, let's go get a beer some time?
Man: lol, beer makes you gain weight; it's not a beer belly, it's my gas tank for a sex machine
Woman: lol, I didn't know such machines, or their gas tanks, existed.
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
mugGet the gas tank for a sex machinemug.

tank diff

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show me a tank diff

“8M5Z1W”
by Psuedonym69 September 11, 2023
mugGet the tank diffmug.

Tank

The Chinese protesters were blown up by tanks
by Sjsjsisi August 19, 2021
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Cup holder in a tank

Something added at the last minute that was never designed to be used.
Article 50 (Brexit) is like a cup holder in a tank.
by Cxrter January 3, 2017
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Get Tanked

The art of pissing off a really ugly fat bitch who most people would consider a tank but then having it backfire on you
Retard 1: dude look at that tank over there
Retard 2: yeah I called her Kermit last night.
Retard 1: oh shit is that the principal?

Tank chick: GET TANKED
by Joe Mama12 November 20, 2019
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