Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BahamGroag

custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

Used to describe someone wearing a ridiculously large pair of glasses

That bloke over there is the speckiest bastard I’ve ever seen

The crack of ones arse. A Scottish term for the builders bum. An exposed to the elements farter gauge.

It’s a really hot day out there. I can feel the sweat running down the shucht of my arse!

shucht by BahamGroag December 28, 2021

Scottish term for a female who frequently tops up her lips with filler to obtain that much sought after trout pout

There’s that Tracy bird over there with the rubber gub

Rubber gub by BahamGroag September 29, 2020

“I’m into the back of the Transit to knock out a double dunter”