turkey 

A country that commited genocide on the armenian people in 1915. The government of Turkey still says that it never happened and in some cases they go as far to say that it happened in the opposing way.

Turkey massmurdered Armenians and still it is taught in schools that it never happened!

Turkey is a nation of liars.

turkey by MiscMaster90 July 19, 2006

turkey neck

When an older person has skin that sags in the neck.

My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.

turkey neck by crunkalicious July 4, 2004

Turkey Basting

When a male sits in a cardboard box and the woman (or man, if you're into that) bastes the man's body and the baster says "ding" and then the person in the box comes all over.

I'm so into turkey basting these days.

Turkey Basting by Penny Walker April 29, 2011

turkey slap 

to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls

Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross

turkey slap by kof and toz July 10, 2003

Turkey 

The real Bread Basket of Europe. Turkey is considered the bread capitol of the world. They also have very poorly constructed buildings that often collapse.

I will use this bread as a foundation in Turkey.

Turkey by truyiriyti December 8, 2004

Turkeyfuck 

when you make a turkey with two people's hands instead of doing a high five (one person does a thumbs-up and the other puts their hand as if they were wanting a high five and then you basically "pound it' into the hand)
Then the person with the high-five hand takes their index finger and puts it in and out of the whole made by the thumbs up hand.

Kid 1: Shit thats so sick.
Kid 2: Turkeyfuck on that.

Turkeyfuck by Jackie Rothman July 11, 2007

turkey 

A country that hasn't given anything to the world. The most important buildings (Topkapi palace, Dolmabahce palace, Blue Mosque, Hagia Sophia, and all the other mosques in Istanbul) in it were built by Christians (Greeks, Armenians), the main dishes are from Persia, Arabia and Greece (ex. Lokum or so-called "Turkish Delight", Kebab and Pita bread, Dolma and Feta cheese), the tea is from China, the apricot's latin name is Prunus ARMENIACA and their women are a mix of civilizations (because they stole the land of Syrians, Armenians, Greeks, Pontic Greeks and Assyrians). Btw, their penal code is a copy of the Swiss one.

-Oh, I want to go to Turkey for holidays...
-You meant, Anatolia...

turkey by Vitilsky February 18, 2009