fillin' socks

When someone is heaping such a huge load of crap on you that the volume would fill everything you're wearing, even your socks. True Story: A young child was sent home from day care for 3 days because his "movement" was so huge that it literally filled his socks.

"Is that true or are you just fillin' socks?"

by Sand May 31, 2006

Meat Socks

Legs that look like near-to-bursting sausages on a grill. Meat Socks make "cankles" look trim and fit - there are usually extra rolls of skin in Meat Socks that would swallow a "cankle" whole, much like an Old Testament vision.

"Those strappy shoes could not withstand the force and pressure of the Meat Socks jammed into them."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008

Fagget sticks

Candles

What did you get johnny for christmas?

I got him some candles.

Oh, you got him some fagget sticks. i'm sure he's gonna love that winning present. Last time i checked he wasn't a fugdepacker.

by johnny H. rico January 12, 2009

stocking fat

The fat that spills over the edge of thigh high stockings that chubby chicks wear when they try to look sexy for their fat accepting boyfriends. Similar to pump fat

Stocking fat looks gross, no matter how hot the girl is in the face.

by xzybit April 25, 2007

Party socks

Was once a pejorative term for dark socks or dress socks. This was back when pretty much everyone wore white socks and wearing dark socks was not cool. However, this has changed so maybe the meaning of the word has flip-flopped.

Nice party socks, dork.
All my white socks were dirty so I had to wear party socks.

by fuzzywitman April 17, 2006

stocking

Verb; the heinous act of forcefully positioning geriatric females in a prone arrangement over the armrest of your couch for the sadistic but sexually driven act of elder sodomy.

Matt: So dude, I heard that your Nanna Hobbs is coming over sunday...
Dustin: Yeah bro, its my birthday!
Matt: I'ma be stocking that musty claptrap fo sho!

by Cornielus Assfuck February 1, 2008

socks

1. A warm, fuzzy feeling, often associated with incoherent thought process, and total lack of sanity.
2. socks or sox (sks) A short stocking reaching a point between the ankle and the knee.
3. tr.v. socked, sock·ing, socks
To provide with socks.

Ex 1: Hotel gives me socks. Oodles of socks.

Ex 2: That old dude just socked me! For $4 at 4 AM. AND THE SOCKS AREN'T HALF AS WARM AS THEY LOOK.

by Bill Riech May 16, 2006