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Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother
"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"
by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022
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Steve

A gay man that hates women, and is a little biphobic.
Gay Man: You're gay, not bi. You can't have both, why would you like women?

Bisexual Man: Quit being such a steve.
by biblebitch December 10, 2023
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Steve-o disease

when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o
he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease
by bochetina November 1, 2022
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Steve

Steve is life's most extraordinary gift to me. His existence makes my existence meaningful. I never thought a man like Steve one day would come into my life and love me the way he does. Steve is the most sensitive, thoughtful, romantic, sensual and loving person I've ever met. He's genuine, soulful, compassionate and generous. Steve stole my heart the moment we encountered each other and loves me wholeheartedly with his body, mind, heart and soul. Steve has the most beautiful pure soul I have ever known, and he shares himself with me without any hesitation and invites me into the darkest and deepest places in him, knowing I will love and cherish every part of him. Steve has a wickedly dirty/loving mind that makes me crazy about him. He showed me a world of intimacy I had never dreamed of experiencing with anyone in bed. He showed me the full spectrum of love in its perfect form. His sense of humour makes me happy and fucking horny. His mind is so powerful, and his competence makes me wet.
But most importantly, he makes me feel safe; every cell in my body feels calm and secure when I am around Steve, and I know he will always love and protect me. I yarn for him, desire him, and love him with all my being. I love you, baby. I never have and will never again love anyone as I love you.

ZM
Steve will redefine love and intimacy and rock your world forever!
by IRFLY March 26, 2023
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Zombie Steve

Popular streamer Syndicate used to mention Steve while playing Call Of Duty Zombies.
"Oh, Zombie Steve? He's chained up in the basement. Yeah he's fine."
by Lapos October 28, 2020
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steve

steve is a name for a person an also a minecraft character
Stephen: hey steve can you pass me a controller?
Steve: yeah sure Stephen
by 6funny_number9 December 7, 2020
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Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.
"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"
by Sebwich September 25, 2021
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