This can be done while taking a very massive shit and having a excess amount of mucus in your mouth.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.
If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
1. look down
2. aim between the tip of your shaft and the front part of the toilet seat, no homo.
3. let that baby fall.
If successful you are a skill spitter, if not, your just gay.
by henriko November 11, 2008
Get the Skill Spit mug.When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.
Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.
by bendyurnotes March 24, 2007
Get the nerve spit mug.A physical act of affection from a mother, given by the mother by licking her finger and then stroking her now wet finger gently down the cheek of her offspring.
When Joel was sent off to his fist day of school, he was left with mum spit. And was laughed at by Jes.
by Pl@tty October 18, 2008
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Get the but spit mug.A public request for a private freestyle session usually employed when in the company of others in a social gathering such as a club, a party, or gathering. The announcement of "Sidebar Spit" is for those who Spit or enjoy listening and is intended to prevent others outside the circle from interrupting the flow.
by Jay Dot Holla Mane October 26, 2009
Get the Sidebar Spit mug.noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010
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Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Two women and one man in a port-o-potty,
One female sits on toilet and shits while the man eats her box,
The other female stands behind the man and quad finger bangs his poophole,
Both females then hack phlegm (the thick mucus secreted in the respiratory passages and discharged through the mouth) onto the male participants back.
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both females hold one hand as high as they can to emulate the Space Needle.
When both females are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the boy laying in the port-o-john and walk away.
Elaine: "Yo that sloppy boy is laying fetal in the grass! Let's go draw on him!!"
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
Leigh: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's Shmear spit needle of discharge the shit out of him"
Elaine: "You always come up with the best ideas, I'll meet you in there, gotta grab the finger lube."
by spitneedle August 19, 2012
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