smelf

1.right after a man is done jacking off or having sex, there is cum left over in his urethra

Richard: Dude, last night, after I fucked Julie, I pissed all over her bathroom because of my smelf.
Billy: Did you clean up?
Richard: Fuck no I had drain pain.

by Bob Saget's Son May 27, 2009

silf

skater i'd like to fuck

wow hes a hot silf, look at him ride that board.

by Dianna Cole July 8, 2006

Obama smile

a smile with great happiness, content, fulfillment &/or joy!

I had an Obama smile this afternoon when I received a letter from the Univeristy saying that my diploma was ready to be picked up!

by kandeey June 25, 2009

gooey smile

This is what happens when a girl smiles too soon after giving oral sex, thus revealing semen on her teeth.

She gave me a gooey smile, there was no way I was going to kiss her.

by brobro December 6, 2007

stewardess smile

omg I dk

I saw this in one of Cecily von Ziegesar's Gossip Girl books. I KIND OF know what it means, but I would love to hear it from some wiser heads :)

She flashed a stewardess smile.

by mscrabby May 28, 2010

smile dick

A smile dick is a dick that has been infected with a terrible std. It is in poor mental health and has only one thing to do and thats smile.

"hey did you see that nasty gigilos dick?"
"yeah it was mest up he had a smile dick"

by Yomomma June 20, 2006

smile

change of facial expression to happyness due to an amazing blow job, hand job, or just from having sex.

Guy: "Holy shit!
that was worth a smile babe!"
Girl: "You better of enjoyed that,
i almost ran out of breath!!"

by The man of tate October 16, 2008