Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022

Nugget-position

A perfect cat loaf with the feet and tail tucked in to the point where they are no longer visible.

My cat sat down and went into a perfect nugget-position.

by Free chicken nuggets January 28, 2022

Emissionary position

A sexual position similar to the missionary position, but with an undesirable release of flatulence during coitus by the partner on top

He paid her bills and loved her kids, but when he busted out the emissionary position she fell out of love with his farting ass.

by Joshua Judges Ruth February 1, 2022

ARP Poisoning

the act of sending false (malicious) ARP packets to a targets Default gateway on a LAN so that the attacker can change the pairings of MAC addresses in the MAC to IP address Table thus allowing the attacker to inspect packets as their going through the network.

can be used to cause DoS attacks by intercepting and not forwarding the ARP packet

ARP Poisoning is not fun to be caught in

by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022

DNS Poisoning

when an attacker redirects legit traffic from a DNS Server that is specified to go to a designated Web Server and redirects to a Malicious Webservers

DNS Poisoning isnt fun :)

by Nice one Perma March 25, 2022

Rat Poison

Bottles of herbal shot based liquor purchased from random foreign countries that contain extortionate levels of alcohol that immediately upon hitting the back of your throat make you wretch , then approximately 1 hour later annihilates the participant into a painful world of vomiting and semi conscious alcohol infused head spinning.

As Rebecca lay spread eagle on the floor covered in her own urine and vomit whilst groaning in regret, the consequences of downing the herbal ‘Rat Poison’ suddenly became very apparant.

by The Turtle Landlord May 4, 2022

Speedbump position

A type of sex position designed to target the g-spot, which is like a simple version of doggy-style where the person would lay on their stomach with a pillow or bolster underneath their hips, which acts like a 'speed bump' and the person who are penetrating them would enter from behind while kneeling and use the person's hips or the surface underneath for support.
The person on top can kneel either in-between the person on the bottom's legs, which will push them further apart allowing deeper penetration (deep enough to hit the g-spot), or straddle them for a less intense angle.

person 1: "I had sex with my S/O last night and we did the speedbump position, it felt amazing."
person 2: "lucky, wish i could try that position with my S/O"

by Shx4d0w July 19, 2022