A type of humor that postures itself as edgy, but rather than being a subversive challenge to unjust hegemonic belief systems, hedgyness reenforces them
"hey bro you know I love you but that joke about homeless people was super hedgy"
"you're right bro thanks for checking me on that. cruelty to homeless people does reenforce unjust hegemonic power structures, and that's not being a good bro to my fellow humans."
"you're right bro thanks for checking me on that. cruelty to homeless people does reenforce unjust hegemonic power structures, and that's not being a good bro to my fellow humans."
by SRSLY WRONG August 8, 2018
Hedge fund investors.
Billionaire boomers that are mad butt hurt because some Redditors are buying GameStop stocks and costing them money.
Billionaire boomers that are mad butt hurt because some Redditors are buying GameStop stocks and costing them money.
by FuckWedgies January 29, 2021
by PSR91 April 18, 2020
R fuk.
"Hey did you hear about those wall street guys who try to short companies into bankruptcy using counterfeit shares?"
"Yeah man, Hedgies R fuk."
"Yeah man, Hedgies R fuk."
by Colouredants July 9, 2021
by David Richardson February 26, 2005
Iconic call from byron bay australia.
When you are feeling edgy for a kettle (bong) this constituted hedginess this being hedgy.
Times are rough and your hard out for the herb but no herb around for a solid hit of P.T.S (Pull Through Sensation) you may feel hedgy!
Lack of marijuana is the cause of hedginess.
stems from a picture of narabeen ex pro surfer Nathan hedge pulling an extreme hedgy head in a surf mag I stuck on my bar fridge in admiration of such powerful, core hedginess.
When you are feeling edgy for a kettle (bong) this constituted hedginess this being hedgy.
Times are rough and your hard out for the herb but no herb around for a solid hit of P.T.S (Pull Through Sensation) you may feel hedgy!
Lack of marijuana is the cause of hedginess.
stems from a picture of narabeen ex pro surfer Nathan hedge pulling an extreme hedgy head in a surf mag I stuck on my bar fridge in admiration of such powerful, core hedginess.
Fuck I’m hedgy !!
Soooo hedgy !!!
This is brutal, so hedgy faaark!!!!
You hedgy lord? !!!!!!
Oh so hedgy!!!!
Hedginess be brutal !!!!
Soooo hedgy !!!
This is brutal, so hedgy faaark!!!!
You hedgy lord? !!!!!!
Oh so hedgy!!!!
Hedginess be brutal !!!!
by Kettle Lord July 11, 2018
Hedgy is the best Captain squawk player to ever live. He managed to get 13777 kills in a single game, shattering the world record. This makes him without a doubt the best pvz player ever. His renowned booting skills give him the ability to grab ips through voices so he is not to messed with.
by Definitely not Hedgy May 18, 2022