A joke between the totally rad CaptainSparklez, the quite rad Karacorvus, and the not rad, but still pretty cool X33N, where they played a minecraft map made by the genius Henzoid, when Karacorvus had to describe a clock.
by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022
Get the Cow return grassmug. when a good night on the town turns into frustration when you could not get fast company, so you stumble into the field and aquire oral off a cow
by jimmydeee April 3, 2011
Get the canadian cow lickmug. (v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the kicking a cow to move itmug. Definition: An ugly whore with fat cow tits. "Ugly" referring to "non-attractive. " "Whore" referring to a slut that grabs your package than asks your name. "Fat" refers to Obese. "Cow Tits" refers to those pastey-white flabby tits that belong on a cow or other beast. A Derogatory term used for insult, commonly used when said "Whore" grabs your package.
"I'm married, don't touch me you Nasty Cow Tit Whore!"
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."
"When my wife sees that Cow Tit Whore, she's gonna knock her bitch-ass out!"
"The Nasty Cow Tit Whore flashed me and I threw up a little in my mouth."
by Don't touch me Whore September 26, 2006
Get the Cow Tit Whoremug. by The Graham March 17, 2009
Get the Cow Shit Piemug. Fat Cow Disease- AS in Mad cow disease one generally loses the ability to remember and think clearly...In fat Cow disease one has an inability to not only think clearly but also perform simple functions such as wearing low rise jeans.
2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain
2. A sense of onself feeling lethargic, physically and mentally useless due to a sudden and unexplainable weight gain
Those blue jeans look like they should be on shamu! Judging by those jeans, she has fat cow disease!
2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!
2. Geez, I can't get up off the couch today and I can barely write my name. My fat cow disease is kicking in!
by Connie Etn February 3, 2010
Get the Fat Cow Diseasemug. by chicken fried negro sammich March 30, 2009
Get the cow patty surprisemug.