beaver seisure

Uncommon term of endearment for a female orgasm.

"Everytime she has a beaver seisure, we have to wash the sheets." or "She screams really loud when she has a beaver seisure."

by Spankface May 11, 2018

beaver damning

Verb; The days when your morning poops haven't been released yet and the logs build up throughout the day.

Joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver damning.

I wad beaver damning so hard the toilet had logs.

by Eksnep April 15, 2017

Beaver

Ryan brougham

Beavers likes to build dams

by Fortniteiscol September 9, 2019

Beaver cookie

Thin slice of wood from a log, usually to 1 inches thick, and the entire diameter of any size log. Used within boy scouts and written on to present awards.

That beaver cookie makes a lovely award.

by Extraordn April 11, 2016

Beaver-tail

When a man transitions to be a woman, but wants to keep the balls. The dangly bits are known as the beaver-tail

Hey Mike, that chicks hot! But be sure to check for that beaver-tail!

by Thebigblindman August 31, 2021

Uranium Beaver

some RANK ass coochie

GAWD DAYUM have you smelt that thang ? that girl as a URANIUM BEAVER

by Lar1c August 17, 2024

Beaver Flip

When the hair on the vagina is long enough for a comb over.

Did you see the beaver flip on that guys mother.

by Micro7ime April 28, 2019