A fucking freak who thinks his sarcastic personality is funny but his only traits are making girls drier than a unbuttered cracker and making people want to T-Bag a blender due to his awful jokes.
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Get the Twa and Matthew Productions mug.A crazed passage from the Bible where Jesus declares that he is not here to bring peace, but the sword. Funnily enough, it completely contradicts what he says in Matthew 26:52, where he tells his disciples to put down their swords, as "all who draw the sword will die by the sword".
Matthew 10:34 (NIV)
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household."
"Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword. For I have come to turn a man against his father, a daughter against her mother, a daughter-in-law against her mother-in-law - a man's enemies will be the members of his own household."
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Shane Matthew Tew you have a girl who is absolutely in love with you even though you are a 1,400 miles away, that won't split us apart! I love you forever! -KIRSTENNNN <3
We are so sexy togetherrr! ;)
102309 forever and after baby!!!!!
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