When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas April 08, 2012
maddy and michael are a couple matched in heaven. they are made for each other and will be the greatest couple! they share the same humorous personality and will always be laughing. they are both so sweet and sexy people!
person 1: wow i want to have a relationship like maddy and michael
person 2: wow i want to be as sexy as maddy and michael
person 3: wow maddy and michael are so funny
person 2: wow i want to be as sexy as maddy and michael
person 3: wow maddy and michael are so funny
by maddddyyyyyyy58 April 25, 2019
Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
by PenisErecto May 16, 2018
A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017
by Miguel2fat April 09, 2023
by Media Boy November 27, 2019
One of the baddest mother effers on this planet with awesome computer hacking skills and steak bbq-ing skills who is also buff and a fast witted jokester . Only one who surpasses him is his older brother only because his beard rivals those of Greek gods! Many have tried to accomplish his beard growing abilities but have failed miserably and end up committing suicide because of it and can no longer face the upset looks on friends and families faces due to the lack of beardability.
Dang did you see that guy lift that couch , while grilling up that steak and hacking the FBI at the same time? Yeah that’s definitely a Michael Bradford move right there!
by Biglor May 09, 2021