Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas April 08, 2012
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maddy and michael

maddy and michael are a couple matched in heaven. they are made for each other and will be the greatest couple! they share the same humorous personality and will always be laughing. they are both so sweet and sexy people!
person 1: wow i want to have a relationship like maddy and michael

person 2: wow i want to be as sexy as maddy and michael

person 3: wow maddy and michael are so funny
by maddddyyyyyyy58 April 25, 2019
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Michael Bush

A kind caring person, but also a chronic masturbator and rapist
Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
by PenisErecto May 16, 2018
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michael bean

A micheal bean is a guy who is always hanging around and often wears funny hats. No one knows how he makes a living. He has lots of interesting ideas.
The patio is busy this morning, lots of michael beans hanging out here today...
by alwaysatoad March 04, 2017
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Michael smith

A fat monstrosity who will demolish all pizzas in the vicinity
Friend: where’s my pizza

Michael smith: sorry I’ve ate 8 of them
by Miguel2fat April 09, 2023
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Michael Grapje

A joke that is made by a retard, and only he understands it.
"Great, that was a typical "Michael Grapje" , I'm dying right now" Sarcasm off
by Media Boy November 27, 2019
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michael bradford

One of the baddest mother effers on this planet with awesome computer hacking skills and steak bbq-ing skills who is also buff and a fast witted jokester . Only one who surpasses him is his older brother only because his beard rivals those of Greek gods! Many have tried to accomplish his beard growing abilities but have failed miserably and end up committing suicide because of it and can no longer face the upset looks on friends and families faces due to the lack of beardability.
Dang did you see that guy lift that couch , while grilling up that steak and hacking the FBI at the same time? Yeah that’s definitely a Michael Bradford move right there!
by Biglor May 09, 2021
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