Latex Roper

Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.

Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night

by 38SausageFest December 9, 2012

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Latex for brains

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end

Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it

by PazzySpazzy33 October 21, 2012

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Related Words

lates • later • late night • Late Bloomer • latex • late game • Lateefa • lateralus • Later day • laterz

Lateseff

Someone who is continually late to every event. This can sometimes lead to even "dogging" the event.

Hammy is 30 minutes late for gym, what a fuckin lateseff. He might not even show up.

by TheRealMiffyRabbit August 21, 2013

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latex longhorn

Where a broken horn from a longhorn bull is torn through the latex the male/female is wearing and injected inside the male/female's rectum, then continues to sit on the horn to push it as far as possible. (If female, inject vaginal region also to mimic a longhorns head)

Hey man, me and Sally did a 'latex longhorn' last night
Man stands up silently
Walks away
Hears puking noises outside for 30 minutes

by Mr. Fansworth January 12, 2014

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Lateface

That stupid serious looking face that useless people put on when they walk in late every day that says that they had such an important and personal reason for being late that only a real jackass would ask them about it or expect them to show up on time, and that nobody should expect anything from them them until they have time to "deal with their feelings" or something. The male version of that sad chick who always has to see the gynecologist and can only get appointments on Friday afternoons.

It's almost lunchtime, he'll be in any minute with his breakfast and lateface.

by qsick October 4, 2014

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