January Hots 

The January hots comes with the January blues. It involves getting frisky with anyone as a way of feeling better about the January blues.

"I can't believe you pulled Leonard! And then Sheldon??"
"It wasn't my fault! I've got a bad case of the january hots!!"

January Hots by MollyConnolly January 21, 2010

January 6th

It's the birthday of famous consulting drama queen Sherlock Holmes. You can celebrate it by clueing for looks or wearing the purple shirt of sex. But healthy alternative is also just being an asshole to all your friends

Person A: Dude it's January 6th
Person B: Shut up, I'm clueing for looks
Person A: oH...nice shirt btw
Person B: THATS THE PURPLE SHIRT OF SEX YOU IDIOT

January 6th by catbush_da_potato October 31, 2019

January 7, 1965 

Mans greatest birthday in this era, including holy Thursday for some. It completes the three 7 day period that starts on Christmas 24 and continues 7 days later to New Year’s Day, then it goes til January 7 til the 8th.

Ronda’s birthday falls on January 7, 1965. The day that she was born.

January 7, 1965 by MrRJtheman November 8, 2019

January 1st, 2020 

Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)

You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING

You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..

Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name

January 1st, 2020 by stevenuniverse621 November 15, 2019

January 18 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

January 18 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 17 

a capricorn. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋🥴

c - when yo birthday ?
o - January 17
c - ayee bad bitchs birthday tho🥵

January 17 by ♡Sweet potato♡ December 9, 2019

January 15th 

January 15th- Look Your Name Up on Urban Dictionary Day

Person 1 : Hey, did you hear about January 15th?

Person 2: No, what is it?

January 15th by tylenol pain relief January 6, 2020