by MamoPig August 16, 2024
Get the Jirachi Iron Headmug. No no no... That's not what's happening. You know that... Come on. This isn't me getting anything. This is ironic punishment. You must not understand irony. Don't worry. I love to teach. I'll explain. And this isn't a slight at your expense. I'm actually a huge fan! I'm doing this in anticipation of another thing happening. I'll let you know when it does but until then, you know I can't pass up a teachable moment.
Hym "See, the 'Satan in you' LOVES ironic punishment. That's why you love the rapists and pedophiles getting raped in prison. But you don't understand irony. So, as one of the greatest writer's of all time, I'll explain it to you. Irony is kind of like being a former banger... And then adopting a political philosophy that is essentially 'As long as I'm not banger anymore I should be able to do whatever I want.' And it's ironic because now that you have carved out a future for yourself that will be objectively better than your peers... only NOW is violence unnecessary and unreasonable... NOW it is and NOT before... Irony is having a hierarchy of value... but in that hierarchy of value... Ironic punishment is DEMONSTRABLY HIGHER UP than child murder and rape... Like... Ironic punishment isn't your highest value.... but it is higher than, you know.... morality. Or your purported morality. It's like situational irony or dramatic irony or something.... Get it? There.... You're now a CERTIFIED master of irony. Print out a copy of this as proof of completion. You're well on your way to becoming.... Um... Some kind of irony guy or something... I don't know... You get the point right? You see that thing happening that I'm pointing out right? Right? Yeah, ok. You see it. Well... Alright. Oh I'm still waiting to buy your thing! I have some fines and what not and then I'm gonna buy it. So... Yeah... *sigh* Yep... Alright. I'm done. Bye."
by Hym Iam January 23, 2023
Get the Ironic Punishmentmug. When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
Get the The man in the iron maskmug. A mix between marvel character Iron-Man/Tony Stark(Played by Robert Downey Jr.) And the creator of marvel Stan Lee
by SucMehFatThanosBooty December 3, 2019
Get the iron stanmug. I invented and made and created and started muahlonnbeat down doubjrag iron fist by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 1, 2024
Get the MuahlonnBEaT Down DouBJraG iron fistmug. Person 1: I use to party in the fields in old barns
Person 2: Well the Ironic thing is, I got invited to one that is just like how you describe your youth.
Person 2: Well the Ironic thing is, I got invited to one that is just like how you describe your youth.
by MintelPier October 5, 2019
Get the Ironicmug.