The Human Genome Project

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.

Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.

by NotAWelshMan December 7, 2021

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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.

A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.

by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013

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Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"

Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!

by That Guy October 19, 2004

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human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10

Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.

by VV512 December 13, 2010

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