emotional hoarder

Someone who collects compromising anecdotes and personal Achilles' heel tales from friends and acquaintances for boosting his or her own morale and for possible weaponizing at some critical later date.

Don't kid yourself about Carol being a good listener. She's an emotional hoarder, and anything you told her while you were inebriated at that party will eventually come back to haunt you.

by Rich Hersh February 27, 2024

pole holder

An alter boy who carries the pole that collects money for the church but also holds the priests pole after hours.

He wasn’t good at collecting money but he was the best pole holder in our church.

by Dennis Magillicuddy December 19, 2023

Banana Holder

A way to indirectly represent the purpose of a human being.

You know, at the end of the day we are all just banana holders.
The complex nature of a banana holder's mind.
You are such a banana holder.

by Devil Dude December 25, 2023

Pre-hoarder

A collector that orders things in advance to ensure they are one of the first to recieve to add to their collection

Danny always pre-hoarders the newest cell phone gadgets.

by InitialDYee March 5, 2024

condom holder

Condom holder is another word for male genitalia.

“DID YOU SEE HOW BIG HIS CONDOM HOLDER IS?”

by penistoucher424 February 28, 2025

The hardest thing

My vainly ahh dihh

Yo he’s hard as shit that has the to be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen.

by Why is ever handle used April 11, 2025

vote harder

An ironic phrase and political stance that means that nothing will change by the mere act of voting; makes fun of democracy as an end of itself.

Jon: Man, that Trump really did us a number. He didn't do shit. Should've voted for Kamala.
Chad: yeah, vote harder

by loscil May 1, 2025